school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
grandpa got game
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
Don’t trust white boys named Hunter
my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all