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lameborghini:

school taught me a lot of stuff but mostly it taught me how to get ready in 15 minutes

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allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina)

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sexhaver:

coolboyclub:

Don’t trust white boys named Hunter

my best friend in pre-k was a white kid named Hunter and one time i invited him over to my house and gave him an ice cream sandwich and he ate it without even unwrapping it, paper and all

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans)